Cops: Drunken Sailor Climbs Into 80-Year-Old Woman’s Bed After Urinating On Floor

BREMERTON, Wash. (CBS Seattle) — As the old shanty goes, “What shall we do with a drunken sailor / Early in the morning?” Naval officers may have to figure that one out on their own now.

A drunken sailor won’t be facing criminal charges after he walked into an 80-year-old woman’s apartment, urinated on her floor and got into bed with her.

The Kitsap County Sheriff’s Office confirmed to CBS Seattle that 21-year-old Dalton Pierson was drinking at a friend’s place and mistakenly walked into the woman’s Bremerton apartment early Sunday morning.

As first reported by The Seattle Times, Kitsap County authorities say that 56-year-old son John Jaeger found Pierson urinating on the floor. Pierson then went into Evelyn Whitney’s room and climbed into bed with her.

That’s when a frightened Whitney asked Pierson what he was doing in her room. He answered, “Passing out.”

Pierson was still asleep when police arrived. According to the police report, authorities “muscled” the “visibly intoxicated” Pierson into handcuffs, who still didn’t realize he was in the wrong apartment.

The Times reports that Pierson apologized to both Jaeger and Whitney for the incident and said he would pay the cleaning bill.

The Navy intends to discipline Pierson for his actions.

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  1. Phil says:

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus:
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Way hay and up she rises
    Earl-eye in the morning

    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Put him in the hold with the Captain’s daughter,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
    Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
    Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    Throw him in the lock-up ’til he’s sober,
    Throw him in the lock-up ’til he’s sober,
    Throw him in the lock-up ’til he’s sober,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    What do you do with a drunken sailor,
    Earl-eye in the morning!

    Chorus

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