Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?
Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?
NFC South More Of A Mess Than My Closet?
A team with a losing record could win the NFC South. The division is a mess. But how does that mess compare to my closet?
Tale Of The Tape: San Francisco 49ers At Seattle Seahawks
The 49ers appear to be in a rapid decline after losing at home to the Seahawks and inexplicably finding a way to drop a game at the hands of the Oakland Raiders.
Rex Ryan Or Drunk Birthday Clown More Likely To Get Fired Right Now?
Jets coach Rex Ryan is a mess right now. But how does he compare to a drunk birthday clown?
Andy Reid Or Santa Claus, Who Dominates December?
December is a critical month in the NFL and society at large. Who owns this time of year, NFL coach Andy Reid or Christmas icon Santa Claus?
Tale Of The Tape: Seattle Seahawks At Philadelphia Eagles
After going through difficulties in the first part of the season, the Seahawks have beaten a pair of division rivals – the Cardinals and the 49ers – in the last two weeks and appear to be back on track.